I know its all old news new, but I couldn't do it - I couldn't put in prison, I couldn't have em locked up and the key thrown away. I'm a softy, a wimp, a yellow belly - call it what you want, I don't care!

And you haven't a clue what I'm on about do you? Ha! OK, read the next entry then come back......go!


welcome back - now you see. Well. There. It turns out I'm a bloody liberal after all. damn and blast. I say legalise all drugs and prostitution, and teach sex education from Birth. Yeah...maan.

My dad is so proud of me! Its probably just as well he thinks I'm wasting my life in a band, otherwise he'll get mighty offended reading the shit I write!!!

I'm watching a documentary about a two headed freak - I know it SOUNDS hilarious, but its actually really boring. when will people learn that freaks aren't there to be filmed to make serious films about to enlighten millions, they are there to make the rest of us laugh at their freakish disfigurements and woe. I'm ashamed of television, its betrayed me once again.

Why have the serious medical music (you know the kinda music) when you can have a Loony Tunes style ditty over visual of the two heads being seperated. PRIME TIME people, just let me tell you that....

Anyway, I have nothing to say, so I'm gonna go and drop some intellectual log...
- posted by pearly @ 1:34 PM

 
I'm stockpiling my blogs this week because my computer is possibly the most useless waste of oil reserves moulded and heated into some kind of shape or other.

What will happen when Oil runs out incidentally? Will plastic be as valuable as gold?

Anyway, focus stu, Focus..

I have had a pretty up and down week.

I lost my wallet at work on Tuesday - it fell out of my poscket on the way up to my office from the college shop. Thankfully my wallet was given back to me by a student of mine- but bI'll be damned if the pikeys fucked off with my money.

I wouldn't have bothered, but it was fifty pounds, and I don't get paid alot to be trapped inside that opression chamber for eight hours a day five days a week.

So I reported my money stolen to the college policeman (oh yeah - we have one of those!) and luck enough, it was all caught on CCTV.

It turns out that the girls who handed me back my wallet were the girls that took my hard earned cash.. ALL UNDER THE CCTV!!! How fucking stupid can you get. If they had never have handed me back my wallet, they wouldn't have been caught out. Now bear in mind I work in a college, turning out the business people, the MP's, The brains of tomorrow - Ha! Its a fucking joke - they can't even steal some money without making themselves look like remedial cases.

Bear in mind it was all on camera, It still took them three and a half hours to confess...and even then they didn't want to say they did it, so instead they wrote it down.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Written confessions to boot - ITS PRECIOUS! dumbfucks.

AND they were in my class two hours after the incident had taken place, calm as anything - te gall of these girls is UNBELIEVABLE!

I probably shouldn't be publishing this on the internet for potentially millions of people to read, as its still in the hands of police and what not, but fuck it!

Now I have a difficult decision to make. I know these kids come from disadvantaged backgrounds, I know they don't have much of a chance of a decent future if they are branded so early on in their lives, but screw that - I WANT REVENGE!!!!

The only thing stopping me is the fact that one of the girls is really nice, never been in trouble, and was in the wrong place at the wrong time. She broke down and confessed everything as soon as she was confronted, and wants to give me my money back, as she didn't spend it, and didn't want it. But the other two are stupid evil bitches who deserve a bit of shock treatment, but the police can't arrest two and not the other soooo...what do I do?

Answers on a postcard please!
- posted by pearly @ 11:17 AM

 
Welcome chums!

I sit here, having gone to work this evening, then finding out there was no work, feeling a bit small then coming home again to bore myself infront of the PC for a while, wandering what I am going to talk about.

There's been much in the news this week of Free Speech (TM) - Its amazing the palava that has been caused because people have said things that other people have taken offence to over the past few weeks or so.

We've had the Muslims burn down embassies - and our own Government has condemned the publication of these "offensive" cartoons. Now, from my understanding, and I am in no way an authority on such things, but, put into context, aren't they only drawings?
Aren't we all getting a bit carried away as to the ramifications that these cartoons will ACTUALLY mean?

Let me tell you what they mean.

Nothing.

Not a fucking jot.

Sorry, its the truth. They are one persons opinion. A satire. a FUCKING DOODLE. That's all. If people don't like it, DON'T LOOK AT IT. It really is as simple as that.

By the way, where the fuck DO you buy Danish flags in syria?! Musit've been a right laugh trying to find them - I imagine a Benny Hill type romp with added ..towels..or whatever they call them.

Same goes for all of those crackpot fuckwads that are picketing Jerry springer The Opera around the country right now. Its an absolute joke. I would bet you my life that NONE of those protesting have seen the show - they are taking it upon themselves to decide what people should see and what people shouldn't. So what Jesus is wearing a nappy? Do you HONESTLY believe that people will come out of the theatre and think "hmmm, actually, they have a point there with the whole baby Jesus thing?" Of course not. ITS ENTERTAINMENT , A SATIRE. Grow up for fuck sake and protest something useful like the abolition of child labour laws in China that every western corporation has a vested interest in.

Personally, I don't give a shit what is said about Islam, Judaism, Christianity, Scientology and the rest of them. The world would be a much easier place if religion never existed. ALL religion is built oppression, punsihment and bowing down to deity's that ARE NOT REAL. They are all fake money making corporations that make a few people at the top of them very very rich indeed - so why do people not see that?

In my opinion, the only thing ANY religion has got right is the fact that they believe every other religion is a crock of crap. THATS the only truth they perpetuate - the rest of it is pure nonsense. Dramatic nonsense that reads like the brillinat made up stories that they are, but that's about all.

I've pondered the question of faith for many many years, and still haven't got it figured out. I used wonder why people believed in something that didn't exist - isn't real. And my conclusion was that people use religion as an excuse for their failings. As a prop for their insecurities. Whether those insecurities being in them selves or in something greater, a need to have some kind of purpose, that their existence isn't for nothing. For the fact that they can't deal with being here just for the sake of living, then dying and that's it.
For all the bad stuff that has happened to someone in their lives, a way of passing responsibility "Its Gods will" and finally as an excuse for not finding a solution to their problems for exactly the same reason.

But I digress.

Let people say what the hell they want. You don't have to agree with them, I know from experience that people hate what I say - and I say those things because it makes people feel uncomfortable, it makes them THINK. I don't actually believe some of the crap I spout, I say things to get a rise, to cause a reaction - its about challenging peoples thoughts, about challenging their perceptions on what is acceptable and what isn't, I don't believe half the stuff I say.. Its all bollocks, but most people are dumb, so fuck em - if they are offended, not my problem, they can walk away, not listen, whatever - but the moment people are censored is the moment all sense of right and wrong and the concept of debate dies.
- posted by pearly @ 4:17 AM