something that made me chuckle a couple of days ago, but haven't had the chance to write about:

One of the Walmart empire's family died in a plane crash earlier this week. This in itself was pretty hilarious (well, for me anyway) as he was the worlds 10th richest man, and as much as you feel you should be saddened, you just can't when they are that rich! What was that? Another rich fucking american republican dead... hold on there let me hold a minutes silence and shed a tear.

Would never happen would it?! What made me laugh out loud with glee was that he designed and built the plane himself. Fucking brilliant! You couldn't make it up could you? But even after death, the walmart scum were self aggrandizing, stating that "every employee in the walmart family around the globe has been notified of this terrible tragedy."

O..........K

Somehow, I doubt that Tracey on checkout 9 down at ASDA is too struck with grief. "What? Sorry, I don't understand, I can't believe it, he's....dead?! Liar, LIAR, I saw him just this morning, It can't be true, it can't it can't.... Sorry, I need to be alone.."

Righto.

He was worth 10 billion dollars anyway, was pro life, right wing scum who owned a business that suppresses freedom of speech by banning sales of music that has "adult content" and is so powerful in the US that record companies bow to the pressure of walmart by releasing "clean" versions of albums because it is such a lucrative, important outlet.

So fuck them, and fuck their evil family. One down a good few more to go...anyone wanna buy a plane?!
- posted by pearly @ 8:16 AM